- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Once, I went to Peru.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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