W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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