Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

men's rights activists

A fat guy!

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Dead girls can't say no.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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