- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Haha, I get it..

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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