How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Boob

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Bitch

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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