Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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