- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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