- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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