- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

A man penetrates another man.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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