- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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