- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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