- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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