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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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