- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Adam Chebali is awesome

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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