- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

i'm hard

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A fat guy!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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