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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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