a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Yellow People !!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

I'm homeless.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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