A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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