- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Take part of what?

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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