- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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