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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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