- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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