Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ross.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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