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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What is green and slow Grass.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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