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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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