- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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