- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what is 3+3= 8

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Potassium? K.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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