- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Yellow People !!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A house comes around the corner.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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