- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

scraggle is in you pillow case

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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