- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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