So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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