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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

knock knock? come in

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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