What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Women's rights

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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