- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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