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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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