- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Obama lin Baden.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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