- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A black man walks out of a police station

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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