Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Where's my baby??

Balls

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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