- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Badabing.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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