- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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