It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Obama

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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