- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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