Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

men's rights activists

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Dead girls can't say no.

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