Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Read a Book.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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