- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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