- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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