- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

your mama so old, shes dead.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Knock, Knock Who's There

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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