- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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