A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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