- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Happy Monday!

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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