- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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