- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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