So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Skinny people fart less.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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