- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why are white people white? I don't know

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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