Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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