Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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