Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

black chicken. kfc

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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