- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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