- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

bite me

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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