Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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