- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

I'm homeless.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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