- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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