what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Want to hear a Joke? No.

ever tried african food? they neither

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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