Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Gay rights.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

justin beiber sucks

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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