- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

So a bar walks into a man...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Turkeys are obese

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??