What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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