- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's brown an sticky Shit

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What's red and has wheels? A red car

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