- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I wrote a funny joke.

9/11 my birthday

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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