- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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