- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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