- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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