- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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