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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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