- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Robin, get in the car, please.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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