- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

i'm hard

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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