Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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