Microwave

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

you will like this because i am black.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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