- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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