- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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