- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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