- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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