Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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