- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A cat playing laser tag.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

why am I writing this...im bored

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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