- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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