- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do I hate? people

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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