What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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