- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What is your name? My name is Jeff

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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