No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

pull my finger (farts)

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Guess what? I like trains.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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