How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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