- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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