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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

4 hours later.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans