- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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