- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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