- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

there once was a black man who played basketball

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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