- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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