- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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