if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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