Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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i hate non minorities!

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What's the new green? Green

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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