yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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