- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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