- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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