Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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