Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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womens rights.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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I'm Polish.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Yellow People !!

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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