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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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