- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Okay.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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