- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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