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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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