- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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