- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

why am I writing this...im bored

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A cat playing laser tag.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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