- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Death by kayak

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Barack Obama.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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