I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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