- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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