What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's blue? The sky.

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www.xnxx.com

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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White men's rights

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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