why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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