- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What page are you on The gay page.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

A women left the kitchen.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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