Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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