- Anti Joke

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

eh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.