- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

. . I am a whale

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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