You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

^ That's not even funny ^

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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