- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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