What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Your Mom

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why so serious ?

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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