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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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