- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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