- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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