- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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