- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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