- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

your mama's so fat... that's it

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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