- Anti Joke

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.