How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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being sober in a bar fight

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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