- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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