Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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