- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

cory

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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