- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

I don't get it

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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