Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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