- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Your mom.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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