- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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