a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

It's likely that very few people will read this.

black people swimming

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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