- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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