- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Once, I went to Peru.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

I enjoy Popcorn

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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