Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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