What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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