What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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