whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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That's illegal What? Your mom

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Puns are terrible. I love them.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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