- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What fires shots? A gun

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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