A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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