a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Rush Limbaugh

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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