Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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