Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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