- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A man was shot. He died.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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