whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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