- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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