- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

my egg roll

alex is cool

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??