- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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