- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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