- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

I have a horse.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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