The New York Giants

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Cheese

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Dwight Howard

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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