Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A chicken walks into a barn.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

i like turtles

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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