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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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