- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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