- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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