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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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