- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Hats better than a stick? A stone

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

This isn't funny.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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