Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A baby seal walks into a club.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

2 black kids walk into school

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

God is real.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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