What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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