- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

whats long and black? a baton

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Christ is a conspiracy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??