whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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