A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

I'm Andrew Schmitt

charlie sheen becomes sober.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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