Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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