What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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