Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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