Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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womens rights.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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He--Hey guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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