What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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How do you end a sentence

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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