How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Tony Romo

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Christ is a conspiracy

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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