- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

You are joking right?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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