- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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