- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Knock knock Come in

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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