- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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