Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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