Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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