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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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