Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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